Sunday, February 28, 2010

Introduction 1

Years ago, I began writing a book. This is the first part of the book's introduction.


Sometime towards the end of third grade, I got sick. I was going to be confined to my bed for days. Dad moved the TV into my bedroom.

Did you ever notice that some things in life never vary? For instance, if you turn on the television set and it’s a really good program, then it’s just ending. -- Or if it’s bad, then it’s just starting. I think it’s the law.

Now, if you’re sick, and you have 24 hours to watch, all of the programs will be bad. -- Or the good ones will come on when you’re sleeping and end just as you wake up. It’s the law.

To keep me happy, Dad and Mom went to the library and brought me a bunch of children’s books. One of them was a picture book about Daniel Boone.

I read it. I couldn’t stop. This was just as good as the TV show (Disney’s Davy Crockett)! I watched the clock. I couldn’t help it. Inevitably, the big hand came to the half hour. I don’t know what I expected. Maybe the book would vanish in a cloud of dust or something. If the TV is showing something really good, it always ends when the big hand reaches the half hour. It’s the law.

Anyway, the big hand reached the half hour but I decided to cheat. I kept reading. Something would surely happen to make me stop, but until then the story would continue. Nothing happened, a momentous nothing.

I made two discoveries: (1) there are no time limits on reading and (2) history books are interesting. Reading a history book was as interesting as watching any TV show. And it didn’t end just as you started it, especially if you went to the adult section and got a really thick, big book! As a bonus, I didn’t get into trouble for reading!


Saturday, February 27, 2010

Easy Quiz

Q: How long did the 100 Years War last?
A: 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.

Q: What was King George VI's first name?
A: Albert. He respected Queen Victoria's wish that no King of England go by the name of her deceased husband, Albert.

Q: What month of the year did the October Revolution in Russia occur?
A: November. They changed the calendar.

Q: How long did the 30 Years War last?
A: 30 years, of course! From 1618 to 1648.

Monday, February 1, 2010